Sunday, November 20, 2011

jaka sembung bawa GOLOK


JUMAT
Hari ini entah sial entah beruntung, aku harus berangkat pagi T.T tapi Mr. Bear bener-bener perhatian sih, dia bilang dia milihin aku yang pagi soalnya kan aku bernagkat dan pulang bisa pake bis.
Jam 6.30 aku bangun dan langsung sholat, kemudian aku nyuci selimut, sprei, sarung bantal, tas, handuk, lap piring dan selimut kedua :D
Setelah itu seperti biasanya aku melakukan ritual sarapanku (sarapan sangat penting, jangan pernah meninggalkan sarapan! :D). Dan dengan radak malas aku berangkat menuju bus stop jam 8.
Disana udah ada mas ganteng yang juga mau berangkat pagi, soalnya jadwal kelasnya jam 12, padahal kalo naik bis sekolah, adanya yang jam 1. Cucian bener harus berangkat jam 8.
Sampe di kelas,
“good morning Mr. Bear :)” sapaku dan memberikan senyum termanis :D
“e? I thought you will be in the morning section,”
“I, as you see, I changed my mind :D”
“okay, read the passage and the question below first, I will try to get a class,”
“okay,”
Tema speaking hari ini adalah Best Friend dan Tour Guide. Hmm, sama persis dengan yang dibilangin Mr. Bear kemaren. Gilak, ni guru kelewat baik hati. Wkwk.
Satu persatu murid mulai berdatangan, jam 9.30 Mr. bear datang dengan keringetan (kek habis ngelilingin singapur aja  XD).
“Enes, are you ready? You are, right? Five more minutes, I will open the 3-5 class”
“uhm,”
Tanya-tanya sendiri, njawab juga sendiri (nada cuci baju sendiri XD) hayah Mr. bear ki sarap. 5 menit kemudian aku keluar kelas, dan mendapati Mr. bear masih mondar-mandir di depan kelas.
“I can’t get the key, so the options are, we doing that outside or inside?”
“doing at the outside? And sunbathing again like the previous?” kataku dengan nada datar-sinisme. Wkwk.
“okay, we will do inside,”
Mr. Bear merubah susunan meja, dsb.
“come, read this passage first,”
“Pizza on the moon…bla….bla….bla….. finished”
“good, very good, know turn to speaking test, flip the paper,”
“who is your best friend?”
“my best friend is my sister, because we only different one year and we always in the same school, and always together also, except now, I am here and she is in Indonesia, haha”
“we met 14 years and 1 day ago. Because yesterday was her….”
“birthday,” jawab Mr. bear.
“you right man!”
“well, why you choose her?”
“why I can’t choose her? We always together, she (almost) always there for me,”
“right, good, what is the quality of a best friend for you?”
“of course best friend is someone who doesn’t always follow us, when we are wrong they will say wrong, but when we are right they will support us,”
“they always there for me, they always listening at me, they…… they will know when you are sad, even you are….. smilling, even when other people are fooled by our smile, they are not,”
Dan berbagai pertanyaan lainnya. Panjang sih percakapannya, jadi aku tulis yang paling berkesan aja, wkwk.
“okay, good job Enes, very good, well done!” sanjung Mr. Bear beruntun.
“thanks teacher,”
Jam 10 aku meninggalkan kelas untuk menuju ke ruang computer. As usual you must be know what website I’l open first :D
Nah tiba-tiba aku ngeliat tentang Jong-Hwa dan Park Sin Hye (mbuh tulisane piye). Aku cari di google dan aku tahu kalo filmnya berjudul Heartstring. Aku cari di youtube. Nggak bisa. Aku cari di google, ‘watch Heartstring online’ dan…. BISA! Yey. Jadinya aku nonton film deh. Sambil membunuh waktu.
Jam 12 aku keluar, tapi kenapa nggak ada tanda-tanda bis sekolah? Aku sms Shery, katanya bis sekolahya udah jalan mestinya. Sial, aku ketinggalan. Harus nunggu yang jam 3 deh. Nge net lagi aja.
Akhirnya aku menghabiskan waktu dengan nonton drama korea. Of course aku harus sholat zuhur, jadinya jam 2.30 aku menuju masjid.
Eh waktu nunggu malah ketemu mas ganteng.
“how was your speaking?”
“good, the topic is different from yours, about best friend and tour guide”
“I don’t think so,” G**LOK, siapa sih sebenernya yang ngejalanin tesnya? Beraaaaat -_______-
“ha-ha” of course ketawa garing. Ganteng boleh boleh aja, baik apalagi, loyal, aduh makin bikin ngiler, tapi kalo diajak ngomong nggak nyambung? Menghancurkan segalanya 8@
Di bis aku kan baca bukunya Merry Riana, eh ada namaku,
“nuul-saaad-kusuma” sial yang bener cuma Kusumanya doan ><
“ya,”
“can I call you kusuma?”
“no”
“Nu-rrrul?”
“no, my name is Enes”
“no!”
“yes that’s true” kataku sambil muter bole mata. Sebenernya siapa sih yang punya nama? Dull.
“how they call you in Indonesia?”
“ENES, see at my facebook! All of my friend call me Enes,”
“no, in facebook my name also different,”
“whatsoever,” you must change your name become : I am stubborn
eh ada kartu nama ibu,
“this is my mother’s name,”
“sep-ti pe-ni uuu-lan-da-ni”
“almost,” jeda. “and this is her occupation, housewife”
“housewife? I think we don’t have it in Vietnam” batinku, ojo kelewat pekok to mas, ganteng-ganteng kok Pe A.
“let me check it in the dictionary,” lanjutnya.
“uhm,” balesku acuh tak acuh.
“oh… oh…. I don’t understand,” kokeeeeeeppp, sabar, sabar.
‘shit’ batinku.
“ya my mother is a housewife, a professional housewife”
“your grandmother?”
“MY MOTHEEEEERRR!” …. Dull
“I… don’t understand,”
“my mother is a professional housewife, she is not only a housewife, but also a trainer, a manager, a teacher, and an owner of a……tuition,”
“I don’t understand, sorry,”
“whatsoever :)” kataku dengan senyum sedetik menghiasi kalimat itu. BERAAAAAAAAAAATTTT :@
Alhamdulillahnya aku bisa sampe di hostel tepat waktu. Belum hujan, meskipun langit gelapnya nggak karu-karuan. Aku bisa ngambil selimut dan spreiku dengan aman.
Terus karna anak naga di dalem perutku minta makan, aku pun makan 4 potong roti, masih di tambah nggoreng kentang dan 2 gelas pepsi :D huahahaha.
Sorenya aku dan Shery jalan-jalan ke supermarket. Mantap! Murah-murah abis!
Milo 900gr = S$6.95, Sunsilk conditioner 450ml = S$4.50, dan masih banyak lagi barang-barang murah.
Pulangnya kita ketemu Bryan (hostel). Eh he is on the phone, and pretend like don’t know us. Syemen.
Tiba-tiba waktu pulang, baru juga ngeluarin milo dan kawan-kawan. Bryan telpon,
“Kusuma, could you do one favor for me?”
“what?”
“please come down,”
“now?”
“ya now,”
“key,”
Tukutukutukutukutuk, akupun turun.
“can you do something for me? Bla….bla…bla….” intinya ak suruh mbantu dia waktu ada pak pos kesini kasihin uang sama suratnya.
“why?”
“because I wanna back philipines today”
“so you must buy a souvenir for me, cause I help you,”
“of course,”
“thanks”
Nah terus aku pun menunggu pak kurir. Ditemani sama pak satpam yang pecinta Indonesia. Hoho. Dia sangat senang aku berasal dari Indonesia.
Sambil nunggu aku duduk di meja (kelakuaaaan :D), silo (ndarakmu topo po?), dan baca novel. Eh ad amas ganteng. Ngobrol-ngobrol.
“is it your box?”
“no, Bryan’s”
“you send it to him?”
“no,”
“he senf it for you?”
“big no,” jeda, tarik nafas. “he send it for someone I don’t know”
“what is it inside?”
“chocolate, speaker, toiletries, and other things” kataku sambil mbaca suratnya.
“may I see?” dan mas ganteng baca satu persatu.
“what is specer (speaker)?”
“something that make a sound become louder,”
“louher?”
“ya louder, uhm, okay, you use it when we watched movie,”
“only for watching movie?”
“NO! that is, uhm, something that will make a sound louder (meragain) louder,”
“I don’t understand, I don’t bring dictionary,” bejo ak punya dictionary English-viet.
“this, the second,”
“ow, the person who speak…”
“I….told….you….THE SECOND!”
“but the second, oo… the person…”
“THE SECOND!”
“but the second is like, like this,” nunjuk speaker HP.
“absolutely like THAT,”
“ooo…” mikir dong mas! Mikir! Orang mo dimasukin box? Astajim, sabaaarr… Enes, kenapa dulu kau bisa suka sama makhluk ini?
First, dia ganteng, second, dia baik hati, third  GUE NGGAK JADI SUKA! :@
Dan akhirnya trucknya dateng deh. Dengdengdeng, nah karna tuh 2 orang adalah Malay people, aku sama mereka pekok-pekokan (lebih tepatnya mereka yang mekoki aku numpang ngguyu).
“okay, I wanna go up, I haven’t take a bath,”
“you want to go out?”
“go-up”
“oh why?”
“I haven’t take a bath,”
“take a bath?”
“take-a-bath,” meragain.
“I don’t understand,”
“fine! See ya”
Dan malam ini kuhabiskan dengan nonton from Prada to Nada, cowoknya cakeeeep banget :3 wkwk
Nb : Sejujurnya sih nih, bahasa inggrisku juga gak begitu bagus, masih banyak grammar yang salah, masih banyak vocab yang nggak aku tahu, tapi seenggaknya, aku ngerti waktu diajak ngobrol, dan mereka ngerti waktu aku njawab. Dengan kata lain : nyambung.

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